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Raza
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|  Subject: Sardar Ji Sms  Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:13 am | |
| 1 Sardar Jungle se guzar raha tha:
K usne dekha ek saanp darakht per Latak raha hai...
Sardar: NIDO piya karo...
Sirf lataknay se Hight nahi barhti... | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:13 am | |
| Sardar apne Beemar baap se:
Sardar: Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa: Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.
Dear Receiver
I am Sardarji virus. Since I am not so Technologically advanced, I am a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the Files on your hard disk yourself and send this E-mail to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping me.
Sardarji virus. :-) | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:13 am | |
| # Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar: Your Daughter!
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter. | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:14 am | |
| # Sardar was arrested for a road accident: Judge: How did accident occur?? Sardar: I don't know sir I was sleeping.  | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Kisi ney SARDAR ji sy pocha: Sardar ji tusi ey sir ty pag kiyoon phntey ho? Sardar: Oh yaar! Ghal ey vey k sada koi damagh na chori kar ley.  | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di.. Sardar ko English nai aati thi.. Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di. Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia.. Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o. Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Sardar ki Maa ki Death ho gai, Ek saal bad Sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya, Us na poucha teri Maa kahan hai? Sardar: Woh to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi, Sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola: kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi? Sardar: Me na socha Surprise don ga... | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:14 am | |
| # Sardar: Aaj mere Parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gaya.
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'Google' per search kar lo.. | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:15 am | |
| # Anti Misba:What seems to b the problem? Sardar: My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into This small computer without any door.   | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:15 am | |
| Sardar calls customer care: Sir, Meri Bheins ne mera sim kha liya or bhag gai. Cust. care: What can i do? Sardar: Ji puchhna ye tha ki Roaming to nahi lagegi?  | |
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mughalbro
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:33 am | |
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Raza
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| | Subject: Re: Sardar Ji Sms Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 pm | |
| - mughalbro wrote:
- wah g wah zbardast
pasand karne ka shukria | |
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